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When an elderly customer at a big box furniture store slips through a portal to another dimension, it\u2019s up to two minimum-wage employees to track her across the multiverse and protect their company\u2019s bottom line. Multi-dimensional swashbuckling would be hard enough, but our two unfortunate souls broke up a week ago.<\/span><\/p>\n